Headcannons of where all Seb’s scars are.
Model vector thanks to Stourangeau 

Headcannons of where all Seb’s scars are.

Model vector thanks to Stourangeau 

asksebthesniper asked: So..how far have you gone with Jim willingly?

… No comment.

Boss, when did you buy a town in America?

Boss, when did you buy a town in America?

The phrase “Sucking on a sugar daddy” is more obscene than it should be.
… or maybe it’s not. 

The phrase “Sucking on a sugar daddy” is more obscene than it should be.

… or maybe it’s not. 

Spicy BBQ chicken with green beans, corn and French onion soup. 

Green beans boiled and tossed with butter and salt. 
Corn - boiled, buttered and salted. 
Chicken - dry rub of spices (Jim won’t tell me exactly what was in it. I suspect there’s a poison in there somewhere), then pan fried. Pan deglazed with red wine and sauce made of BBQ sauce, hot sauce, spicy mustard, garlic powder and balsamic vinegar. 
French onion soup - made from scratch.

Spicy BBQ chicken with green beans, corn and French onion soup.

Green beans boiled and tossed with butter and salt.
Corn - boiled, buttered and salted.
Chicken - dry rub of spices (Jim won’t tell me exactly what was in it. I suspect there’s a poison in there somewhere), then pan fried. Pan deglazed with red wine and sauce made of BBQ sauce, hot sauce, spicy mustard, garlic powder and balsamic vinegar.
French onion soup - made from scratch.

Zucchini eggplant stacks with herb pasta

Fresh herb pasta
Grilled eggplant
Grilled zucchini 
Tomato
Mozzarella 
Olive oil
Lemon basil pesto (lemon basil, garlic, olive oil)

Zucchini eggplant stacks with herb pasta

Fresh herb pasta
Grilled eggplant
Grilled zucchini
Tomato
Mozzarella
Olive oil
Lemon basil pesto (lemon basil, garlic, olive oil)

Cabbage chicken soup.
Chicken stock
Half a can of pasta sauce
Dash of balsamic vinegar
Napa Cabbage
Chicken - Pan fried and added
Carrots
Celery
Onion
Garlic
Salt and pepper to taste.

Cabbage chicken soup.

  • Chicken stock
  • Half a can of pasta sauce
  • Dash of balsamic vinegar
  • Napa Cabbage
  • Chicken - Pan fried and added
  • Carrots
  • Celery
  • Onion
  • Garlic
  • Salt and pepper to taste.
…Boss decided to have fun.

…Boss decided to have fun.

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Random talent?”

I can touch my tongue to my nose?

*smirk* That tongue can do more than jus’ touch his nose.

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BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN EVERYWHERE”

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Penis.”

…don’t give me that look, Boss… 

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What’s your favorite dance move?”

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What is everyone’s favorite drinks?”

UV Chocolate Cake

This stuff is /amazing/. Mixed with marshmellow and vanilla vodka and it’s heaven in a cup.

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You should all talk about each other.”

Boss is… one part crazy and one part dangerous as fuck. Reminds me of war and the jungle and hunting down man-eating tigers, but only in the vaguest sense - life with Moriarty is much more thrilling.

As for Sherlock… He’s usually pretty dull or out working. Has the oddest sleep schedules so I don’t see him much. As a flatmate…well…. could be worse. *shrug*